<![CDATA[Comments from taciturnforsale]]> <![CDATA[Comments from taciturnforsale]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Verizon's LG Dare Full Review (Verdict: Best iClone Yet)]]> @Zomb: everything? does it come with bling, call girls, and blow?

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Voyeur Security Drone is For Spying At Sea, Not at Your Neighbors]]> so every time they sink one can the coast guard slap a littering fine on them? Dumb question I know.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Verizon's LG Dare Full Review (Verdict: Best iClone Yet)]]> I haven't jumped into the touch screen arena because I like small phones. . . and I can not like. All you other brothers can not deny, when a. . .

anyway. I like the size of this phone. I'll get it in 10 years when Tmobile gets it or something like it.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented]]> at first I thought it was another Sony commercial.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on NASA to Build Giant Telescopes Made of Moon...on the Moon?]]> I don't know if I get it. Do they want to construct them on earth so they don't have to transport the delicate pieces from earth?

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Insane Water Slide Drops You Straight Down Through a Trap Door, Flings You Through a Loop]]> Germans + trap doors = great puns

girl going down a trap door + a water slide + her O face at the end = ever greater puns.

Although I thought the man whore was suppose to go in the trap door.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Cannondale Bicycles May Get iPod Dock Upgrade + Stat Tracking]]> And to think I was worried about my shares of Apple.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Optimus Prime T-Shirt Transforms into Arrest Threat at Airport]]> I can't help but wonder if this was racially motivated. That or if it was just some prick misusing his lame sense of power.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Eco-Friendly Bombs Ensure No Smog Results from The Destruction of Your Ancestral Village]]> Gunter Grass's "The Rat"

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Fournier's Skydiving Record Attempt Fails When His Balloon Floats Away]]> You know if you can't do step number one. . . eh, then maybe it's a sign you shouldn't try attempting any of the other steps after it.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Dude Takes a Tennis Ball to the Crotch at 50MPH for 'Science']]> Isn't there a point were 15 minutes of fame is moot?

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Flying RC Penis Disrupts Garry Kasparov Speech]]> I this prank gets ripped off and used often

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Vatican Buys Palm for $800 Million]]> [www.wired.com]

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Vatican Buys Palm for $800 Million]]> I just checked the investor relations part of Palms webpage. Didn't find anything about the merger between them and the holy trinity. I don't care, I'm spreading this information like it is real.

God is dead.
long live Capitalism!

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Justin Timberlake Presents New MTV Reality Show Called "The Phone"]]> if this ever becomes a real show I'm going to have two phones ring in a city, tell them their on the show The Phone, and then make them run around/dance like idiots.

In other words, with asses like me out there this is bound to end in tragedy.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on JDome Gives First-Person Gamers 180-Degree Vision, Gives Me Headaches]]> 125-200 dollars? Damn his margins must rock. If he ever goes public I would buy into his IPO, but as tehronin said, "I could make my own with old bedsheets... just saying."

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented]]> Nintendo really has no shame when it comes to accessories do they?

Wait, I forgot. . . shame on you Mr. Blogger!

I don't really know why. Following the herd gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Is It Right That the U.S. Government Spends More on the Digital TV Switch Than Literacy Education?]]> If the US was truly a capitalist society the government wouldn't give any subsidies to help these giant companies. Instead they would allow good companies to thrive in an open market. While the crappy companies stopped sucking on the teets of the tax payer. Seems like public schools are outside of this jurisdiction and should be shown some love.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Volvo Creating Injury-Proof Car By 2020]]> Sounds pretty neat actually. I can't help but wonder if an "accident proof" car is like something "unhackable". You know like Blue-Ray, DVD, and the old CD.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Video: Zune Multiplayer Games In Action]]> Seems like the shy Zune has a tough act to follow, what with his hipster hacker friend the Iphone rocking Quake and a 400mhz processor.

Typing that made me feel really dorky. I'm going to make up for it by drinking a 40 while thinking about lifting weights.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Mentos and Diet Coke Explosion at 1200fps: Casio EX-F1 Strikes Again]]> HAPPY DIRTY HUMOR TIME !!!

why do i get the feeling the porn industry is going to see this video and think, "Hm, maybe it's time to invest in new equipment."

Ow, the artist things they'll do with that camera.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented]]> I hope all the complaning on this blog doesn't keep gizmodo from posting stuff like this again.

*Capitalize on the probability of an awkward situation.

- everyone on here should now go have sex with their significant other. Then show them the video.

- everyone with kids (yours or someone elses) should show them the video and say, "See that's where you came from."

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented]]> Sex is beautiful and girls are made of sugar and spice!

LA LA LA LA, I can't hear the video. Ah damn it, I can still see it!

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Why Do You Think Apple is Good or Evil?]]> you mean the company that warned NYC about using an apple for there "green campaign". . . hm, can't think of any reason they might be evil off the top of my head.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Moody Acquario: Bathing With The Fishes]]> uh. fish are very temperamental to temperature changes. if you take a nice long hot bath, since the tub and fish tank are right by each other, won't the temperature change kill the fish? that might kill the warm fuzzy feeling one gets from a nice bath.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on IOGEAR Fined $208,000 By EPA For Germ-Free Mice Claims]]> Uh, fining IoGear $280,000 and expecting them to worry is like me putting a dollar in between a strippers breast, then getting mad because she doesn't loving me?

What I mean is. . . that is chump change to a large corporation.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented]]> dude for right now all i want is a Wacom Citiq tablet which is a full notebook, but not bigger than the 12" Citiq. Ow, throw an Nvidia Quardo card in that too.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Deep Euro XBox 360 Price Cuts Coming?]]> Don't they do this to match the euro to the falling (worth less / worthless) dollar?

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Confessions: The Meanest Thing Gizmodo Did at CES]]> You are brave bloggers. I would be afraid of those companies getting litigious on my ass.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Alienware Curved Monitor Looks Like It's From Another Planet]]> Neat but that's going to be awkward to ship.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on What should the X-Wing Guys Build Next?]]> I think they should build something that doesn't blow up in mid-flight. Good place to start I believe. . . although anything I would build would blow up in pre-flight.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented]]> That gives me goose bumps, because it looks expensive.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented]]> I vote for this one.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented]]> I'm going to laugh when his kid shots him by accident. And you know he has a kid, because someone with that many weapons knocked his girlfriend up back in high school.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on Halo 3 Swag Rebagging (Plus Apology)]]> Thank you Brain for making me laugh, that was B E A U T I F U L ! If anyone gets a death threat they are allowed to offended the stereotype which gives the threats even more. Besides kicking a dead horse can be very soothing.

]]> <![CDATA[taciturnforsale commented on What's In Sony's Bottle?]]> drink it, but take pictures and post them on gizmodo if you get wasted and do something stupid!

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