GadgetPlay commented on Nike's High Tech Team USA Olympic Track Suits Shave Fractions Off Races

"@Munch the BanNail: "Nike needs to start making condoms." I don't need THAT time brought down. @bobdobbs: "@hu_hu_cool: Not a big Jimmy the Greek fan, eh?" He was a swimming coach, right? @duffyanneal: "I think you have stumbled upon their secret plan." The key word being "stumble." @Macerton08: Sensitive much?"

GadgetPlay commented on BBG Perfect Gadget List Shows That Tech Can't Improve Everything

"@godwhacker: Your mother was a hamster and your father reeks of elderberries!"

GadgetPlay commented on Helio, Sidekick UI Designer Working On New Palm OS

"@alowishus: What flavor Jello?"

GadgetPlay commented on How the New Mission to the Moon Will Work

"If anybody thinks China is going to honor any treaties regarding arms in space or ownership of the moon... Leaving shuttles up there is not a bad idea."

GadgetPlay commented on Intel's Insanely Tiny Processor Roadmap: "Clear Path" to 10nm Chips

"@tucker: "and yet, we still don't have a clear path to artificial intelligence." Or any other kind. @ps61318: "Overlords, of course."

GadgetPlay commented on PSA: Promotional Xbox 360/Zune Points Expire

"@ANoel: "Jason, Microsoft Points is a currency" Not if it expires. @Johnny Chimpo: "why consumers would ever want to make a purchase using anything other then their native currency" I seem to recall when they started this, it was so kids could buy stuff without a CC."

GadgetPlay commented on Back to the Future McFly Sneakers Unboxed, Going for $2,000

"@carmen loves sexist gizmodians: "nah im sayn?" yawd00d! @The Good Rev."

GadgetPlay commented on 10 Gadgety Reasons Why I Love America

"Hey, you got knife on my gun!"

GadgetPlay commented on Texan Law Requires Computer Repair Techs To Have PI Licenses

"@Elvisisdead: "As DC has demonstrated, the Constitution still means something." But just barely."

GadgetPlay commented on All Star Tailgating Trailer Is Dream Bachelor Flat on Wheels

"@mdoublej: "Much better than that crappy trailer-hitch box that was on here last week for 4 grand."

GadgetPlay commented on Concept Jewelry Celebrates Birth With Plasticized Human Milk

"@mister_s: "who paid for research that converts much needed food into plastic trash?" I forgot about you."

GadgetPlay commented on Concept Jewelry Celebrates Birth With Plasticized Human Milk

"Nothing we can make up is as ludicrous as the reality."

GadgetPlay commented on Fountain Drink Phone Quenches Thirst for Companionship

"Excellent work, gentlemen."

GadgetPlay commented on BlackBerry Pearl Gets Google Maps with Voice Search

"@itchytooth: CHICAGO deep-dish panned parenthood!"

GadgetPlay commented on Firefox Claims World Download Record (No One Disputes It)

"@itchytooth: "but you don't want to see him when he's angry." Angry like a fox! @92BuickLeSabre: God, you're good! I like Firefox, I do! And I bought two, But one's for YOU! (Don't step in the doggerel doo.) @Platypus Man: I think you have to actively download it, not just passively accept it."

GadgetPlay commented on Research UAV is Preview of Hovering Spy Drones of Tomorrow

"@Joseph: Yeah, they're all morons in the "Midewest.""

GadgetPlay commented on EeePC 900 Gets a Touchscreen Mod That's So Good We Want It Standard

"I work very hard to keep my star clean, as it's suede, and costs a fortune to clean. @nutbastard: How 'bout Schrutebooks? @Bokusatsu_Tenshi: "Where's that accent from?" Sounded a bit Russian to me. @The Good Rev."